Sunday, November 22, 2009

Fresh Air and The Fonz

For anyone who has had the honest pleasure of meeting our neighbor than you will truly appreciate this post, if you have not had this pleasure it is unlikely that you even read our blog but you may still enjoy.

Matthew and I like to call her Henry Winkler, not because she looks like him or because we have a quirky need to give everyone nicknames but out of the necessity to speak in code when in our home. Winkler has supernatural hearing abilities and no inhibitions about eavesdropping or spying on you through cracked windows. I only write about this and publish it on the internet due to some recent conversations that have convinced me that her knowledge of the internet is limited.

Winkler is fond of writing us passive aggressive notes and taping them to our door, our gate or car windshield like the one below. Apparently thinly veiled threats are easier to swallow when accompanied by smiley faces and exclamation marks.


This very lengthy note was purely informative. You can't call yourself a good neighbor if you are not getting the word out about Tongan Floor Shows! WOW is right!

This afternoon I made a discovery that has shed a whole new light on Winkler. After spending close to twenty minutes trying to figure out how to open my bedroom windows I succeeded and spyed with my little eye.....

Henry Winkler's lacey, red unmentionables hanging on the line.

I had no idea she was packing that kind of heat underneath her flowing animal print robes and pastel colored sweat suits. To use an early 90's catchphrase that is no longer relevant(unless you are Annette Smart), You Go Girl!

9 comments:

sbk said...

That woman is simply on another level. She knows something that we don't

s.s. bazodi said...

uh....does she have long silvery locks of hair? I noticed her name is Fawn (gag) and along with the clues of animal print robes, and passive aggressive behavior, I think the very same woman was in my bilingual ed class.

Minharos said...

Oh my stars. I feel for you as I have my own passive aggressive Pittsburgh Winkler (though I doubt he wears such racy under-attire!)

Just be careful not to offend Winkler because the results aint pretty :)

Anonymous said...

I do not really appreciate having my personal life displayed on this website. If you could remove it and come speak with me anytime after 5:00 PM today that would be appreciated. -Fawn

Adrianne said...

I would like to get her together with Rita, my neighbor from the 'hood in Washington DC. I think they could teach each other a few new tricks!!

Dangerford said...

This sounds like a woman that I really need to meet. I am gonna agree with Fawn on this one Lindsay it is much easier to close the gate than to clean up after the dogs. Get your act together Browns.

Anonymous said...

Girl I tried to play it off like I am a celeb and people just randomly yell my name out of cars! I love udall so much!!!

Unknown said...

lol...FUNNY!

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